Any way you slice it, most kids are just fucking dumb. Public schools, private schools, or home schools; kids are god damn retards. Take exhibit A. This pint sized douche-bag won this years national spelling B. You'd probably think this kid has some brains right? Wrong!
Now this kid was home- schooled and obviously he's an idiot. Next is a public school kid. Let's call him exhibit stupid.
I rest my case.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
I've been reading my sister's blog lately, and in doing so I've realized I've nothing interesting of my own to say. So instead of coming up with my own topics I think I'll just comment on hers.
Antibiotics Cause Asthma?
Yes. In fact antibiotics do other things...
... like cause diarrhea(i always misspell that word;"diarrhea"...phonics is a failure!)
I can personally vouch for this side affect. One time while visiting my buddy's sister in Tuscaloosa I was on antibiotics and decided to have a few drinks. Oh little did I know! I drank a mixture of cheap light beer and hunch punch(it's name says it all). By the end of the night I was glued to the toilet seat crapping the lining of my intestines out. While my lower-end expressed its dissatisfaction with the hunch punch/antibiotic/light beer cocktail i had served it, little did I know my upper-half was soon to take part in an "exodus" that would have made Moses proud. It could be pointed out here that it was the mixture of alcohol and antibiotics that lead to the rapid expulsion of bodily fluids.
Antibiotics Cause Asthma?
Yes. In fact antibiotics do other things...
... like cause diarrhea(i always misspell that word;"diarrhea"...phonics is a failure!)
I can personally vouch for this side affect. One time while visiting my buddy's sister in Tuscaloosa I was on antibiotics and decided to have a few drinks. Oh little did I know! I drank a mixture of cheap light beer and hunch punch(it's name says it all). By the end of the night I was glued to the toilet seat crapping the lining of my intestines out. While my lower-end expressed its dissatisfaction with the hunch punch/antibiotic/light beer cocktail i had served it, little did I know my upper-half was soon to take part in an "exodus" that would have made Moses proud. It could be pointed out here that it was the mixture of alcohol and antibiotics that lead to the rapid expulsion of bodily fluids.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Episode One: The Phatom Menace
Hi there. This is my blog. My girlfriend convinced me to do it. For months I have worked hard to convinve her that I am a intelligent person with thoughts worth sharing. It will soon become apparent that this is not the case. I initially shrugged off the suggestion of doing this because I'm lazy, but recently my sister started a blog and she has 4 kids. If someone with that many children can find the energy to write then why shouldn't I be able to?
Hopefully this blog will be worth the time and effort I put into it, but it probably won't. The momentum of "new" is wearing off already, and I'm kinda bored.
Hopefully this blog will be worth the time and effort I put into it, but it probably won't. The momentum of "new" is wearing off already, and I'm kinda bored.
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